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Le nouveau site de Ségolène Royal vient de sortir et c’est un cataclysme numérique.

nous apprend dans son article que c’est le nouveau compagnon de Ségolène qui est l’auteur de ce site : André Hadjez.
Un site « simplifié », « plus réactif », bâti en deux mois et doté d’une rubrique intitulée « Rétablir la vérité ».

Et bien c’est loupé. C’est tellement raté que plusieurs internautes se sont demandés si ce site n’était pas là pour créer un Buzz. Mais il semble que non.

Dés la home page on ressent une impression de bricolage amateur. L’image de fond est une image Windows de fond d’écran. De plus la première page est en Flash. Pourquoi en Flash? car il n’y a aucune animation. L’image est intégrée dans le flash ce qui dégrade la qualité et pose des problèmes de dimensions.
Les experts SEO noteront que la balise titre n’est même pas renseignée.

La blogosphère française se déchaine et Twitter relaie railleries et quolibets. Les équipes de ségolène semblent muettes et ne réagissent pas.
Et cerise sur la gâteau voici qu’un nouveau compte Twitter se crée c’est http://twitter.com/andrehadjez

Un plaisantin vient de lancer ce compte Twitter et il répond, non sans humour, aux tweets de la blogosphère. Il a l’air bien renseigné et twitte de son iPhone l’entretien télévisé de Ségolène sur TF1.

@KevinBongart 41860€, je l’ai déja dit, et m’en suis déja expliqué, c’est un prix d’ami.

@loic Ah c’est vous le fameux Loic? Hello je suis le compagnon de Ségolène, concepteur de son site. Sont pas tendre avec moi les bloggers.

Nous quittons TF1 après quelques coupes de champagne à votre santé. Laurence @20hLFerrari a été plus que charmante…

Je viens d’appeler un taxi, Pierre Bergé ne souhaite plus que nous utilisions son chauffeur 🙁 #desirsdavenir

#desirsdavenir Martin Bouygues en personne vient de me féliciter pour la qualité de notre nouveau site. Il fera appel à mes services.

#desirsdavenir Mais je ne vous comprends pas que reprochez-vous à ce site ? c’est ce que l’on fait de mieux en terme d’ergonomie…

Le 16/9/09 vers 19H le galopin se démasque, il s’agit de Stephen James de l’agence websiteforall, et il est anglais!

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